Mighty Dong
**Warning**
The following blog contains pretty graphic language about my dong. Feel free to skip it if you want.
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So I decided to take the punge and shave my balls...just to see what it's like. I decided that a manual razor would probably be my best bet. I also assumed that shaving in the shower would be the best choice as well. Here are some of m observations.
It's pretty difficult to do.
When you ahave your face your skin is fairly tight but your ballsack is this weird little bag of skin that is all wrinkled up. What you have to do is try to get the thing stretched out . Otherwise you risk cutting yourself and that could get pretty ugly. Holding your balls like a "brain" is a pretty good way (guys will know what I'm talking about). However, when you do that your shaving cream goes all over the place and you can't see where you have shaved. You just have to estimate that I suppose.
A good thing is that the hairs on the sack aren't as coarse as the surrounding hair or your facial hair (at least mine aren't). That means that there is less risk of getting ingrown hairs.
After shaving I used a non alcoholic shaving balm (Nivea, for sensitive skin) and then moisturiser. Otherwise I suppose it could get a bit dry and shit.
So what are my thoughts so far. Well, it doesn't really itch much (if at all) which was a surprise. I don't think it feels any different actually. I also cleaned up a bit around the root of the schlong so I suppose it looks a bit bigger though. On that note...
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I was looking at my schlong the other day and thought to myself: "man you have a massive unit". It looked quite impressive. I figured that those...couple of chicks I've banged must be really lucky to get rammed by a bratwurst this size. I could be in porno movies!
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I was out on wednesday.
There were student parties all over the place. I hadn't really decided which one to attend until I saw the line outside Fontana. I decided that Fontana would be a good choice. Plenty of chicks out. Not a lot of people I know though. Well, a couple but not a lot.
There was a different atmosphere than on regular saturdays. Hard to explain..I suppose it wasn't so much of a "meat market" I guess.
At around one thirty I noticed that the crowd was decimated so I decided to head over to Gigglin MArlin and check out Vamoks party. That place was still very much kickin'. Again, lots of chicks.
I came to the conclusion that it is very hard to talk to Finnish chicks that have winy voices. If I hear what a finnish person says I can usually spit out some kind of reply but for some reason it is extremely hard to hear high pitched voices in clubs.
I also found 15 bucks on the floor (first a 5 euro bill and a half an hour later a 10 euro bill) so I came away with more money than I had when I got there. SCORE!
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Thursday and friday have been spent sleeping. I had the days off so I slept for like 12 hours. I was very calm and relaxed on thursday.
And tomorrow there is another party day. WOHOOO!
The following blog contains pretty graphic language about my dong. Feel free to skip it if you want.
*************
So I decided to take the punge and shave my balls...just to see what it's like. I decided that a manual razor would probably be my best bet. I also assumed that shaving in the shower would be the best choice as well. Here are some of m observations.
It's pretty difficult to do.
When you ahave your face your skin is fairly tight but your ballsack is this weird little bag of skin that is all wrinkled up. What you have to do is try to get the thing stretched out . Otherwise you risk cutting yourself and that could get pretty ugly. Holding your balls like a "brain" is a pretty good way (guys will know what I'm talking about). However, when you do that your shaving cream goes all over the place and you can't see where you have shaved. You just have to estimate that I suppose.
A good thing is that the hairs on the sack aren't as coarse as the surrounding hair or your facial hair (at least mine aren't). That means that there is less risk of getting ingrown hairs.
After shaving I used a non alcoholic shaving balm (Nivea, for sensitive skin) and then moisturiser. Otherwise I suppose it could get a bit dry and shit.
So what are my thoughts so far. Well, it doesn't really itch much (if at all) which was a surprise. I don't think it feels any different actually. I also cleaned up a bit around the root of the schlong so I suppose it looks a bit bigger though. On that note...
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I was looking at my schlong the other day and thought to myself: "man you have a massive unit". It looked quite impressive. I figured that those...couple of chicks I've banged must be really lucky to get rammed by a bratwurst this size. I could be in porno movies!
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I was out on wednesday.
There were student parties all over the place. I hadn't really decided which one to attend until I saw the line outside Fontana. I decided that Fontana would be a good choice. Plenty of chicks out. Not a lot of people I know though. Well, a couple but not a lot.
There was a different atmosphere than on regular saturdays. Hard to explain..I suppose it wasn't so much of a "meat market" I guess.
At around one thirty I noticed that the crowd was decimated so I decided to head over to Gigglin MArlin and check out Vamoks party. That place was still very much kickin'. Again, lots of chicks.
I came to the conclusion that it is very hard to talk to Finnish chicks that have winy voices. If I hear what a finnish person says I can usually spit out some kind of reply but for some reason it is extremely hard to hear high pitched voices in clubs.
I also found 15 bucks on the floor (first a 5 euro bill and a half an hour later a 10 euro bill) so I came away with more money than I had when I got there. SCORE!
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Thursday and friday have been spent sleeping. I had the days off so I slept for like 12 hours. I was very calm and relaxed on thursday.
And tomorrow there is another party day. WOHOOO!
posted by Jonas @ 1:06 PM
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