Dillusions av grandeour
It has now been six days since the pictures of me first appeared on the internet. Naturally I have been checking up on the site and keeping track of how many hits the pics get. Currently I have between 64 and 98 hits, with 64 being the least popular one. The average is 13.4 hits per day. I’ve got a long way to go if I want to beat the most popular girl there (YES it IS a competition…isn’t it?) who has about 25 hits per day.
Yesterday when walking home from work I started thinking; who are all these people looking at those pictures? So I started calculating. I have clicked on them once except for one, which I clicked twice on because I downloaded it and used the picture to make an ID-badge. Then we have some friends and family, which makes for another five. Then I know a few chicks I have at one time or another hit on that have seen them as well. I estimate the total amount of people I know to be about 10-15. That still leaves 83-88 people I don’t know.
It is most likely that not all of them are women. Some of them are probably gay guys jackin’ it while thinking about me spanking them with a paddle. They say that 5-10% of all people are gay. I know for a fact that there are at least 660 people who know of the site since that is the highest amount of hits on a picture there. So let’s assume 5% of those are gay. That totals 33 fudge packers or carpet munchers. Subtract that from 83 and you have 50 left.
Now, there are probably a couple of straight guys who have looked at the pics as well (martin and jacke excluded since they are family). Hell, maybe even a few closet fags…but are those included in the 33 gays I already estimated? Hmm…Anyway…Let’s say that’s another 10, which leaves me with 40 hits that probably represent women. Who are all these chicks…and more importantly; are they attractive?
I once calculated that I find about 13% of women attractive. It does sound a bit low but I remember that I only counted chicks that I didn’t have to ”evaluate” or take a second look at to be sure. So I will use that number and come up with ….5.2 women. There are 5.2 attractive chicks I do not know out there who are looking at my porno-pics on the internet. If I assume that half of those already have boyfriends that still leaves 2.6 chicks.
I have already figured out what to say if thsoe 2.6 chicks come up to me in a bar and say: ”hey, you are that guy from the interweb”. I will reply: ”Yes, that is me…do you want me to autograph your internet?”. It would be funny if someone actually recognised me and came up to me…so I could use that line. It would be hilarious…and probably make her think I’m silly.
Yesterday when walking home from work I started thinking; who are all these people looking at those pictures? So I started calculating. I have clicked on them once except for one, which I clicked twice on because I downloaded it and used the picture to make an ID-badge. Then we have some friends and family, which makes for another five. Then I know a few chicks I have at one time or another hit on that have seen them as well. I estimate the total amount of people I know to be about 10-15. That still leaves 83-88 people I don’t know.
It is most likely that not all of them are women. Some of them are probably gay guys jackin’ it while thinking about me spanking them with a paddle. They say that 5-10% of all people are gay. I know for a fact that there are at least 660 people who know of the site since that is the highest amount of hits on a picture there. So let’s assume 5% of those are gay. That totals 33 fudge packers or carpet munchers. Subtract that from 83 and you have 50 left.
Now, there are probably a couple of straight guys who have looked at the pics as well (martin and jacke excluded since they are family). Hell, maybe even a few closet fags…but are those included in the 33 gays I already estimated? Hmm…Anyway…Let’s say that’s another 10, which leaves me with 40 hits that probably represent women. Who are all these chicks…and more importantly; are they attractive?
I once calculated that I find about 13% of women attractive. It does sound a bit low but I remember that I only counted chicks that I didn’t have to ”evaluate” or take a second look at to be sure. So I will use that number and come up with ….5.2 women. There are 5.2 attractive chicks I do not know out there who are looking at my porno-pics on the internet. If I assume that half of those already have boyfriends that still leaves 2.6 chicks.
I have already figured out what to say if thsoe 2.6 chicks come up to me in a bar and say: ”hey, you are that guy from the interweb”. I will reply: ”Yes, that is me…do you want me to autograph your internet?”. It would be funny if someone actually recognised me and came up to me…so I could use that line. It would be hilarious…and probably make her think I’m silly.
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