Jailbait

Me, martin and jens went out last night. Ove was somewhere running in the forest and marcus was enjoying a romantic meal with his woman. As a change of pace we went to Fontana as we hadn't been there in quite a while.

It was pretty slow at the start but it picked up around one. Before that we just sat at the bar taking it easy...talking about manly things...like emotions.

Martin made a comment about a chick sitting alone at the bar and how she obviously was out looking for a good time so naturally I had to test that theory and went to dance with her later. Martin was indeed correct as she pounced on me and started making out with me. Unfortunately she wasn't very good at it... It was sort of like that picture of the shark in Jaws where the shark comes up from below and is gong to attack a swimming chick. Of course it turned out she had turned 18 a month ago, which was quite a turn off.

Later we met her friends who were only 17 but had managed to get in somehow. Me and Martin hung out with them for a while and later on danced a bit with them. Jens had at this point gone home. Martin even managed to make out with one of them. You go bro!

Anyway, it was a fantastic team effort I must say, with martin spotting her at the bar and me taking it to...wherever I got it. I must really give props to my main man here for the excellent performance.

But we didn't ...you know...stick the wiener in the mustard or anything. Just so you won't go label us pedophiles or something.

Let's do it again tonight...but with older women...yeah!