The one time I wished I had camera-phone

Yesterday me and my good friend martin hosted our second "porn and Hot Dog party". It was only me, martin and marcus attending but we had a lot of laughs nonetheless. Ove and his girlfriend went to the movies and when they came back she didn't seem all that interested in joining in on the fun and commenting on the techniques used and having a few "dogs".
We watched a couple of cool movies and then graded them based on a number of factors.
Here are my scores. The other guys may disagree. I'll probably leave a couple out so martin will have to fill us all in on those then.

The first film we watched was a classic story of love between a man and a woman.
Story: Okay, so this guy and his friend with a camera goes to the beach and picks up a Brazilian woman. They go back to his apartment and gets it on.
Negatives: It took forever for them to get it on! It was like a freakin' language tutorial in the beginning. A bit too much of a story there. The chick was obviously NOT a native Spanish or Portugese speaker judging by the pronounciation. When they finally got it on the guy went limp a number of times (like 5-6 and by porn standards that is a lot). He also had a pretty small unit. If I want to see a schlong like that I just pull down my pants. Geez.
The chick was very unconvincing that she was enjoying it.
Positives: She wasn't bad looking.
Score: 5/10

Bang Bus.
Story: A couple of hispanic guys in a mini bus with a Spanish girl. They convince her to do stuff.
Negatives: The chick was a mother! They squirted milk from her boobs on the windows. That's just sick. She wasn't very attractive at all. The dudes were not really lookers either but fortunately they weren't on camera that often. They also used demeaning language such as "we own you now" which left a bad aftertaste.
Positives: The guy had a pretty good looking unit.
Score: 1/10

Next film.
Story: A guy in nothing but a tool belt enters a bedroom and starts talking to his actress-wife about her hectic day. He removes his belt and they get it on.
Positives: Classic porn-storyline. The man was hung like a donkey. Very impressive..at least length wise. The chick was hot. They broke the bed.
Negatives: The guy had long hair.
Score: 8/10

One more
Story: German janitor enters tanning room in swimming hall and finds naked hot chick in tanning bed. He says something in German, they get it on.
Positives: The chick was hot! The guy had a massive unit!
Negatives: The film didn't work properly. The guy was bald and ugly and used a penis ring so he wouldn't go limp...but still did (at least partly). The film ended abruptly with no real finish.
Score: 6/10

Another one. You students of Japanese will love this one.
Story: A Japanese dude meets Geisha or something. They get it on.
Positives: The guy had some crazy-ass moves! You just had to see it to believe it. Like a freakin' samurai-kamikaze-porn-dude. Funny dialogue.
Negatives: The chick wasn't very hot. Small unit, but was expected as Asians are generally not as equipped as caucasians or black dudes.
Score: 7/10 (his moves did it)

The milf
Story: A couple of guys goes to rent a video game. Meet a mom looking for a video game for her son. They go home, get it on.
Positives: She seemed really into it there for a while.
Negatives: She wasn't very...toned..a bit flabby...but hey, if you like that kind of stuff. A bit too much story in the beginning. Too long before they finished.
Score: 8/10 (enthusiasm does a lot)

The winner.
Story: A girl goes to the bathroom. Boyfriend enters, they get it on.
Positives. The girl was smokin' hot. Very cute. The best looking one of the bunch. Very..umm...inspiring.
Negatives: No real f**king action, only BJ, which was the major drawback of this movie.
Score: 9/10

After we had enjoyed this feast of cinematic excellence me and marcus went out. Martin had an ear infection so he stayed at home. We first went to Fontana but the place was pretty dead. It seems as though Royal Night is the IN place right now. I predict that it will stay as such all through the summer unless Fontana manages to pull something off. Definately, if you are "in the know" you go to Royal. Simple as that. Which was what I did after a while. Marcus went home.

I went to the bathroom and heard a couple of weird moans and such from a bathroom stall. It became obvious that someone was having sex in there...I cursed the fact that I don't have a camera phone...and that it wasn't me in there..oh well...

No, chicks cramping my style tonight though. I danced with...one at least but she disappeared and I was in no mood to chase. As I got my jacket I noticed my brother had called a bunch of times and sent me a message saying that he needed a place to crash. He had been to some party with his Japanese-studying mates. I must say that I am impressed that he does a thing like that even though his Finnish leaves a little something to be desired. I encourage him to do more stuff like that. Maybe we guys are a bit too ...un-deep for his tastes...or something. Either way, do more of that...it's like..half of student life you know. For more info about that party you will have to ask him or read his blog or something.