Inaugural porn and hotdog party

Me and my brother came up with the concept..actually, my brother thought of the hotdogs and I thought: "why not watch porn as well?". So tomorrow me and my friends are hosting the first ever porn-and-hotdog-party.

Usually we just sit around, have a few cold ones and relax before heading out to the bars. But sometimes it's fun to do something different and you can always find an excuse to watch porn. And while you watch porn you probably need some snacks. That's where the 'dogs' come in. They're easy to make and pretty tasty. Throw some chips and salad into the mix and you got a happy meal ;)

I recently watched a documentary in which they stated that females get an increase in testosterone levels from alcohol. That is why some chicks are "easier" when drunk, because they get hornier. Meanwhile, men do not get this increase in testosterone levels because we walk around with those levels all the freakin' time.

I also watched a documentary about female sexuality in which they concluded that women get aroused from watching porn even though they don't know it. Subconsciously they all get wet from watching erotic images.

So, in conclusion, I hope some chicks magically turn up for the party, get drunk and later all hot and bothered from watching all the porn. And that is where I "cum" in :p