Odds of getting a one night stand
A few years back I was under the false impression that most chicks in night clubs had boyfriends. I was aware that some people have had one night stands but it was something like the snow man or the Loch Ness monster; something people said to have witnessed or experienced but no one knew for sure they existed...or something like that.
But that was a while ago and since then I have come to other conclusions mostly because of my own experiences but also because of what I have witnessed. I know know better.
The odds of hooking up on *any* given night are pretty good, provided that a fair amount of people are in the club. If it is the day before Christmas eve your odds are significantly lower because there is a very good chance that the only one in the club will be you, a couple of bartenders and the bouncers and unless you are up for a hot night with Bubba the door man you are better off staying at home.
But lets assume that it is an average night at the club. That means maybe 200-300 chicks. Now, all of those are not going to be up for a one nighter. Some of them have boyfriends, some are actually faithful, some are lesbians (that is my excuse whenever I don't succeed) and some are just plain prude. However, odds are there is still a good amount of women there who are willing.
Then you must deduct a certain amount that find you ugly or whatever but you still end up with maybe 10-20 chicks who *might* be interested. Think about it for a while. 10 chicks out there who are willing to ride you like a stallion until dawn...or until she passes out in the bathroom.
You are not going to spot everyone of those 10-20 chicks but if you train your eye you may spot 3-5 of those chicks. And that is *every night*. So getting a one night stand is easy. It is like shooting fish in a barrel. Hell, it's probably easier! It's like...stealing fish from a child!...Is that the way that saying goes?
However!!!!.... Those 3-5 chicks you spot..Usually they are not 10's or 9's. If you are average looking like the most of us poor bastards, odds are those 3-5 you DO spot are in the 6-7 range..if you are lucky.
So getting a one nighter is easy. It is finding *attractive* one nighters that is the real challenge.
Happy clubbing.
But that was a while ago and since then I have come to other conclusions mostly because of my own experiences but also because of what I have witnessed. I know know better.
The odds of hooking up on *any* given night are pretty good, provided that a fair amount of people are in the club. If it is the day before Christmas eve your odds are significantly lower because there is a very good chance that the only one in the club will be you, a couple of bartenders and the bouncers and unless you are up for a hot night with Bubba the door man you are better off staying at home.
But lets assume that it is an average night at the club. That means maybe 200-300 chicks. Now, all of those are not going to be up for a one nighter. Some of them have boyfriends, some are actually faithful, some are lesbians (that is my excuse whenever I don't succeed) and some are just plain prude. However, odds are there is still a good amount of women there who are willing.
Then you must deduct a certain amount that find you ugly or whatever but you still end up with maybe 10-20 chicks who *might* be interested. Think about it for a while. 10 chicks out there who are willing to ride you like a stallion until dawn...or until she passes out in the bathroom.
You are not going to spot everyone of those 10-20 chicks but if you train your eye you may spot 3-5 of those chicks. And that is *every night*. So getting a one night stand is easy. It is like shooting fish in a barrel. Hell, it's probably easier! It's like...stealing fish from a child!...Is that the way that saying goes?
However!!!!.... Those 3-5 chicks you spot..Usually they are not 10's or 9's. If you are average looking like the most of us poor bastards, odds are those 3-5 you DO spot are in the 6-7 range..if you are lucky.
So getting a one nighter is easy. It is finding *attractive* one nighters that is the real challenge.
Happy clubbing.
posted by Jonas @ 3:41 PM
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